She tells you that you remind her of Homer Simpson
She spends most of the time texting a girl friend and muttering "tell me about it."
She keeps calling you a "nice guy."
She tells you about a diet a friend of hers used to lose scads of weight.
She tells you that the huge pimple on your nose reminds her of
She pulls out a harmonica and plays blues songs when you begin talking about yourself
She says, “You have really small shoes for a guy your height.”
She laughs at your car
She goes to the restroom and never comes back
She calls her dad to pick her up
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