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| Author: |
Emily |
| Blog URL: |
http://www.peoplespace.com/blogs/emily
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| Description: |
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
Septem! ber---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boy! friend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an! ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of you shirt are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Blue--------- because i did yo momma last night
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------bec! ause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself |
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January------I kicked February-----I loved March---------I smoked April-----------I dry humped May-----------I choked on June----------I murdered July-----------I did the Macarena with August-------I had lunch with Septem! ber---I danced with October------I sang to November----I yelled at December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boy! friend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an! ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red---------- Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want green---------because I hate myself. Purple--------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------bec! ause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange -------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other---------because I'm a ninja. None----------because I cant control myself
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